i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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