We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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