K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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