All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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