i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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