dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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