Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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