Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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