he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She's the barista slut.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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