He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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