You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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