yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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