i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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