So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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