Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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