Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You're like the curious george of whores
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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