Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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