If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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