oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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