Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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