I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I think I won the penis lottery.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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