my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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