oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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