he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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