My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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