U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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