hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You did what with his pubic hair?
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