Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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