8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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