Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
