if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
they need to just BURY HIM!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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