hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?