it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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