possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
This toilet bowl is my home.
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