He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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