God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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