i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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