If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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