Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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