Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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