so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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