But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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