We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
how do flat chested girls get laid?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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