umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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