why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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