What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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