So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
