Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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