Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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