White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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