I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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