just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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