So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.