An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Since when is my clitoris pierced?