Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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