I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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