shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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