how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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