you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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