But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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