I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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